Chapter 1: Will You Have My Babies?

Welcome to the Literati Legacy! This is an Alphabet Legacy with a basic book theme. That means I will play through 26 generations with at least 3 kids per generation. Also, each baby will be named after a character or author of a book I like. Watch out, there's likely to be a lot of Harry Potter and Twilight. But there will probably be some classic stuff thrown in there too! :)

This is our lovely founder, Livre Literati. Livre is French for book ;) From now on we'll just call her "Liv"

Liv was abandoned on the steps of a library when she was a baby. She was raised there by the matronly librarian until recently. When Liv's adopted mother died, Liv moved to Sunset Valley to start her life fresh.

Liv didn't bring much with her but, it's enough to keep her going for awhile. By the way, Liv is a Friendly, Artistic, Bookaholic, who loves kids and... something else I can't remember :p Her LTW is to max the Painting and Writing skills.

First things first, Liv gets a job at the hospital and then starts painting to help bring in some money. When she starts to get lonely, she heads to the neighbor's house to hopefully make some new friends.

Liv: "Hello there. Will you marry me and have my babies?"

Mr. Alto: "Your inappropriate behavior displeases me. I am married and you are now my enemy. You'll be swimming with the fishes if you aren't careful"

Liv: *runs away*

Liv: "Hey there, you're pretty cute! Will you marry me and have my babies?"

Guy: "Uhh... I'm only 15. Creep"

After two failed attempts to get a husband, Liv decides to take a break and eat her feelings.

Liv: "I don't need a man if I have hamburgers! Nom Om Om!"

Later that night, while Liv was sleeping...

Burglar: "Tee hee hee! This woman is such a fool for leaving all of her treasured possessions on her lawn! I will steal them all!

Burglar: "Hmm... I don't seem to see any treasures. Who just leaves a bunch of junk on the front lawn!?"

Seriously... what kind of burglar robs a place like this? Liv doesn't have anything to steal!!!

Liv: "That bitch stole my toilet!"

Burglar: "I won't even get $100 for this crappy toilet. I hope it rains on this lady's junk"

The next day the tides seem to turn for Liv.

Liv: "Your giant sunglasses and your hacker name intrigue me. Will you marry me and have my babies?"

Cyc0n3: "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies but you're hot lady. Let's play some chess and get to know each other better."

... and so they did. They played for hours and by the time Liv went home again she knew that she was in love.

The next night Liv and Cyclone met in the park again for a real date. Liv was super nervous because she had an important question to ask Cyclone but as they sat watching the stars together, she began to feel more at ease. Finally, she got up the nerve to ask Cyclone the most important question she would ever ask...

Liv: "Do you like books?

Cyclone: "Oh yeah! Totally!"

Liv: "Oh good! In that case, I have another question for you!"

Liv: "I've love you since sometime yesterday afternoon and I can't imagine my life without you. Will you marry me?"

Cyclone: "Oh yeah! Totally!"

Liv: "Good. My clock is ticking so let's do it right now. KTHX"

...and so they did.

...and Cyclone brought in enough money for them to build walls around the bathroom. That'll stop that stupid burglar!

The happy couple also invested in a bigger bed so they could consummate their marriage.

Did you guys leave the radio on?

Liv: "We don't own a radio! I think that was a lullaby!"

Sweet. I'll end my first chapter here. Please join us next time for BABIES and stuff  :)